{"product_id":"hot-sale-not-today-unfiltered-signs-calendars","title":"šŸ˜‚NOT TODAY! ā€” Unfiltered Signs \u0026 Calendars","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e #not-today-page { --teal: #29b298; --red: #ec506e; --ink: #202222; --muted: #666b67; --paper: #f4f3ed; --line: #dcded5; max-width: 920px; margin: 0 auto; background: var(--paper); color: var(--ink); font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.65; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; } #not-today-page, #not-today-page * { box-sizing: border-box; } #not-today-page h1, #not-today-page h2, #not-today-page h3, #not-today-page p { margin: 0; } #not-today-page button, #not-today-page a { -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; } #not-today-page img { display: block; width: 100%; max-width: 100%; height: auto; } #not-today-page .nt-section { padding: 48px 32px; } #not-today-page .nt-eyebrow { display: block; margin-bottom: 13px; font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: 2px; text-transform: uppercase; } #not-today-page h1, #not-today-page h2 { font-family: Impact, \"Arial Narrow\", Arial, sans-serif; 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} #not-today-page .nt-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; gap: 24px; } #not-today-page .nt-format-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; } #not-today-page .nt-format { display: grid; grid-template-columns: 42% 1fr; align-items: center; } #not-today-page .nt-format-body { padding: 16px; } #not-today-page .nt-quotes { grid-template-columns: 1fr; } #not-today-page .nt-quote { min-height: 110px; font-size: 25px; } #not-today-page .nt-hero .nt-tagline { font-size: 19px; } #not-today-page .nt-picker .nt-grid \u003e .nt-photo { order: 2; } } \u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"not-today-page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nt-topline\"\u003eBIG LETTERS. ZERO FILTER.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"nt-section nt-hero\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow\"\u003eFor desks with a sense of humor\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eNOT TODAY!\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"nt-tagline\"\u003eLet your workspace say the quiet part out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"nt-copy\"\u003eUnfiltered one-liners. Bold colors. A whole lot of attitude. Meet the desk signs and calendars made for people whose sarcasm deserves its own display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"nt-button\" href=\"#\"\u003eFIND YOUR ATTITUDEā†—\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nt-hero-photo\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.affectiont.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/9e45b20bc5396f5aab95023c10461d56a7693a72.webp\" alt=\"Turquoise NOT TODAY desk flip sign displayed on a wooden desk\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nt-strip\"\u003e3 Formats3 Colors EachUnfiltered Humor\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow nt-accent\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- BENEFITS --\u003e\u003c!-- QUOTES --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"nt-section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSome days,\u003cbr\u003ethe sign says it best.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"nt-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eFor the ā€œquick question,ā€ the unnecessary interruption, and the meeting that could have been an email. Give your workspace a little comic relief.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nt-feature-list\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nt-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlip to match the moment.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThe Desk Flip Sign offers 12 unfiltered statuses to suit your current level of enthusiasm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nt-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKeep the dates. Add the attitude.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eChoose a 2027 Desk Calendar or Wall Calendar for monthly planning with a sarcastic twist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nt-feature\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMake a statement at a glance.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eLarge white lettering and solid-color pages keep the message front and center.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"nt-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eBlunt, cheeky, and unapologetically unfiltered. These are a few of the messages shown in the collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nt-quotes\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nt-quote\"\u003eā€œWhatever bullshit youā€™re about to ask, donā€™t.ā€\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nt-quote\"\u003eā€œIā€™m not paid enough for this shit.ā€\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nt-quote\"\u003eā€œ$1 for each dumb question you ask.ā€\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"nt-small\"\u003eContains explicit language. Message selection and page layouts depend on the format.\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow\"\u003eFind your workspace match\u003c\/span\u003eA quick format check.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- THREE FORMATS --\u003e\u003c!-- INTERACTIVE STYLE \/ COLOR PREVIEW --\u003e\u003c!-- COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"nt-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nt-comparison\"\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eFormat\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWhat it does\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eWhere it goes\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesk Flip Sign\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12 selectable desk statuses; no date grid.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStands on a desk or shelf.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesk Calendar\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2027 monthly dates paired with humorous messages.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStands on a desktop.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eWall Calendar\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2027 monthly date grids with messages above.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHangs on the wall.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"nt-small\"\u003eAll three formats are available in Turquoise, Vivid Crimson, and Black. Each format and color combination is a separate option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- CALENDAR LIFESTYLE --\u003e\u003c!-- GIFT --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"nt-section nt-gift\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow\"\u003eFor your favorite sarcastic human\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift that gets them.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"nt-copy\" style=\"color: #675058; max-width: 650px;\"\u003eThe coworker with the sharpest comebacks. The friend who speaks fluent sarcasm. The work-from-home partner who has officially had enough of ā€œquick calls.ā€ Give them something that matches their sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nt-gift-tags\"\u003eOffice gift exchangesWork bestiesBirthdaysHome officesA little gift for yourself\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"nt-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow\"\u003eBefore you flip\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGood questions.\u003cbr\u003eStraight answers.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat is the difference between the three formats?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Desk Flip Sign displays 12 unfiltered statuses without a calendar grid. The Desk Calendar combines monthly dates and humorous messages in a standing format. The Wall Calendar hangs on the wall, with a message above the monthly date grid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhich colors can I choose?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesk Flip Sign, Desk Calendar, and Wall Calendar are each available in Turquoise, Vivid Crimson, and Black.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhich year are the calendars for?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Desk Calendar and Wall Calendar shown are 2027 editions. The Desk Flip Sign has no dated calendar grid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eCan I change the Desk Flip Sign message whenever I want?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Flip the top-bound pages to choose from its 12 desk statuses. It does not follow a dated schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eDoes the collection include explicit language?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. This collection features uncensored profanity and sarcastic messages intended for adults. Consider the recipient and workspace when choosing where to display it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eAre all three formats included together?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe formats are separate options. Choose your preferred format and color when ordering; a selection does not automatically include all three formats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- FINAL --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"nt-section nt-end\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"nt-eyebrow\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Turquoise \/ Desk Flip Sign","offer_id":53262575141146,"sku":"TZ3719658-A1","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ Desk Calendar","offer_id":53262575173914,"sku":"TZ3719658-A2","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ Wall Calendar","offer_id":53262575206682,"sku":"TZ3719658-A3","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vivid Crimson \/ Desk Flip Sign","offer_id":53262575239450,"sku":"TZ3719658-B1","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vivid Crimson \/ Desk Calendar","offer_id":53262575272218,"sku":"TZ3719658-B2","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vivid Crimson \/ Wall Calendar","offer_id":53262575304986,"sku":"TZ3719658-B3","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Desk Flip Sign","offer_id":53262575337754,"sku":"TZ3719658-C1","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Desk Calendar","offer_id":53262575370522,"sku":"TZ3719658-C2","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Wall Calendar","offer_id":53262575403290,"sku":"TZ3719658-C3","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/7251\/6122\/files\/0fb9745f0ecbc8d7631456d7158bfdfcfa6da48e.jpg?v=1793349611","url":"https:\/\/5gfi1q-wg.myshopify.com\/products\/hot-sale-not-today-unfiltered-signs-calendars","provider":"Superioirs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}